Recently one of our faithful readers asked how we think Gary would rate himself. To which, objectively, one might respond:
Our humble (hah!) commish rate himself? Rating one’s self “is a funny thing.” He’s tried various permutations for the betterment of the sport (glowing puck); brought salary in line with revenues (lost a season), adjusted the rules (confused the refs), expanded markets (Phoenix, Florida, and Nashville), and practiced creative brokering for sales of teams (Nashville and Minnesota). Now, one’s view of the positive or negative implications for these accomplishments would depend upon one’s knowledge of the game and general intellect. Obviously, both of these attributes are not in the possession of the commissioner who uses his lower orifice for speech. No doubt the diminutive dimwit sees himself as the Second Coming while hockey fans are hoping for the First Going. This individual doesn’t warrant a grade; just simple expulsion.
How would you grade the nefarious Napoleonic nincompoop? A+? C-? E?Order Geodon
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